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dontbeanassbutt:

(i’m only doing this cause Jess is great)

You can tell a lot about a person from the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes or however you listen to your music and then write down the first 10 songs that come up. Tag 5 people you want to do this tag.

tagged by jess

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winchester56:

It’s a cute gif and all until you realize their actually leviathans and are about to shoot up a restaurant full of people

winchester56:

It’s a cute gif and all until you realize their actually leviathans and are about to shoot up a restaurant full of people

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tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

image

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jekyllandhydemusical:

I gave into the temptation of making one of these. (Fixed!)

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chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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comealongraggedypond:

if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

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afiendindenial:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

Also bread that has been rolled into a ball so it’s all squishy. My dog’s sire died from a neighbor kid tossing bread balls over the fence that he ate.

afiendindenial:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

Also bread that has been rolled into a ball so it’s all squishy. My dog’s sire died from a neighbor kid tossing bread balls over the fence that he ate.

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

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felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

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dontbeanassbutt:

OKAY SO THE URLS “HYDE” AND “JEKYLLANDHYDE” HAVEN’T BEEN ACTIVE IN FOREVER JFC

DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I WANT THOSE URLS

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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