My favorite line in Harry Potter.
Just a slight diversion
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
I have been waiting for this post for eight years
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
please note that “your grace” is also acceptable
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
Water balloon popped in zero gravity
STOP SHITTING ME
if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying
snapchats from agent maria hill
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
I live for photos like these
I love these sooooooo much.